In which Lou gives up on Metal music and its musicians

I was looking at the ol’ Twitter tonight and noticed a list of people who are like me. I don’t know how Twitter determines this but after the standard alternative clothing company and the one member of The Human Abstract I don’t follow there was this gem:
Stupid Bullshit

Where to begin…Where do I even begin….

First. Boys, your name sucks. There is a reason I stay away from French. I can’t make the r sounds to save mon vie. I wouldn’t name my band something in French because I wouldn’t know if it made sense grammatically let alone to a real person. By the same token when you name your band Quintessence of Versatility, it just says to me, no we never actually speak English come to think of it. I get that you’re trying to say you’re capable of a great deal of things. But there’s a great deal of things I can also make fun of you for like.


What in the burning waste is Post-Deathcore? How have you evolved the Deathcore formula past its very real and small boundaries, QoV? Did you add synths you scamps? Extended passages of ambience? Why does everything need to be hewn into smaller and in many cases, less descriptive sub-sub-subgenres? This is the Inception of metal music.

But wait, QoV, I’m about to go Steve Jobs on your frog eating, America hating, dumb-asses.

One More Thing…

Myspace. No one uses it, No one is going to check your music on it. Why are you even bothering mentioning it? Why?! In 2011? Why?

I give up, I’m taking my ball and going home.


3 Responses to “In which Lou gives up on Metal music and its musicians”

  1. 12/07/2011 at 8:55 pm

    Hi dude,

    First i would like to say you that we verver ate any frogs, and we don’t hate america.

    Well, now you want explanation of what “Post Deathcore” is ? That’s quite simple. Deathcore is a basical mix between Metalcore and Dath Metal. Well, when in your music you try to combine, grindcore influences, black metal ones, hardcore, death metal, slamming death metal, experimental stuff and jazz with progressive structure, how do you wall that ? Experimental ProgressiveMath-Slam-Grind-Black-Death-Jazz-Core ? In our Mind “Post Deathcore” means all of that, If you only tried to read our pages, profiles, or website you probably would knew that ! And, you know, that’s not because you never heard of a sub-genre that it not exist ! We’re not the first band in the world taht claim being a part of the “Post Deathcore” Movement.

    Concerning Myspace, sorry, but any people making self-promotion through web must be on all plateforms. Myspace is still used by some people, not the hypers, as you may are, but there is still activity on it dude. Keep calm about people that don’t act like you, that’s not meaning they are “dub-asses” as you insult everyone 😉

    Anyway thank for your article, it male one more page about our band on the web, and we’re glad of that !

    ow, by the way, we just released a new video clip, pleas check it out, you’ll make your own opinion about our POST DEATHCORE stuff ! Here it is : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbwDtY3MWoo

  2. 2 Lou
    12/07/2011 at 9:08 pm

    LOL at Euros failing at English.
    LOL at shitty self promotion.
    LOL at caring what my dumb blog has to say

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