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Trap Them rule. They are punk personified and their shows brim with violent energy. Their new album Darker Handcraft is now streaming over at NPR. And now without further adieu my review:
It fucks you where you breathe and you love it.
I’m actually kind of upset that I didn’t do a full review of Kylesa’s Spiral Shadow. It was my favorite album of 2010, and every time I listen to it I fall in love all over again. So in a strange circular motion, here I am doing a one sentence review of the band who first inspired me to write one sentence reviews. Here we go…
Ross will soon be reviewing the amazing Digital Veil YAY.
The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy of Progressive Metal
Not even if you paid me would I put myself through this.
Easy listening music for Satanists.
3.5 Satans out of 5
Think I’m wrong? Want to argue points? Comment derogatory remarks below!
I need to stop liking bands that break up. Currently listening to the uber-brootz Mean Shadows.
He is Legend – It Hates You
The Album Dave Grohl Wishes He Wrote.
After a night full of reading bland journal articles and attempting to write a paper that my mind can’t handle, I’ve decided to try something new in our little bloggersphere. Sometimes I’ll rediscover an older album that I love dearly and think you all should wrap your heads around. When this occurs (read: when there’s nothing else to post about), I’ll gently remind you what’s good in the greatest way possible: summarizing an entire album into less that ten words. Will I capture the essence of the album? Will I inspire you to listen to something cool? Most likely you’ll just question the validity of my posts as a whole and question my mental state, which is fair.
Without further adieu,
Kylesa: Static Tensions
I came.
Oh My Prog 