Archive for the 'One Sentence Reviews' Category

05
Aug
11

Lou’s One Sentence Review of In Waves by Trivium

I love Trivium so I was so stokked when I heard they were putting out a new album! Continue reading ‘Lou’s One Sentence Review of In Waves by Trivium’

07
Mar
11

One Sentence Review (And Stream!) of Trap Them’s Darker Handcraft

Trap Them rule. They are punk personified and their shows brim with violent energy. Their new album Darker Handcraft is now streaming over at NPR. And now without further adieu my review:

It fucks you where you breathe and you love it.

05
Mar
11

Ross’ “I can’t believe I didn’t review this already” One Sentence Review Corner! Kylesa – Spiral Shadow

I’m actually kind of upset that I didn’t do a full review of Kylesa’s Spiral Shadow. It was my favorite album of 2010, and every time I listen to it I fall in love all over again. So in a strange circular motion, here I am doing a one sentence review of the band who first inspired me to write one sentence reviews. Here we go…


Continue reading ‘Ross’ “I can’t believe I didn’t review this already” One Sentence Review Corner! Kylesa – Spiral Shadow’

03
Mar
11

One Sentence Review by Lou! Midheaven – The Human Abstract

Ross will soon be reviewing the amazing Digital Veil YAY.

The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy of Progressive Metal

03
Mar
11

Ross’ One Sentence Review Corner: Emmure – Speaker of the Dead

Not even if you paid me would I put myself through this.

20
Jan
11

One Sentence Reviews with TV’s Ross! Ghost – Opus Eponymous

Easy listening music for Satanists.

3.5 Satans out of 5

Think I’m wrong? Want to argue points? Comment derogatory remarks below!

12
Mar
10

New Junk Aesthetic One Sentence Review for Late Comers Extravaganza

The music one would listen to at a party attended by every action movie hero from the 80’s.

or

Fuck Me for not Getting this sooner